A few years ago, there was a short-lived TV show called “Kids Say the Darndest Things“. Well, in a similar vein, people bring lawsuits for the darndest reasons . . . which is why entrepreneurs are well-advised to protect themselves legally.
But rather than get on my soapbox about protection, for today, let’s have a giggle about the stupid reasons that people sue other companies. As reported in the Southeast Texas Record, here are a few gems making their way through court systems around the world:
- A judge sues a dry cleaner establishment for $54 million for misplacing a pair of pants
- A woman sues a candy company for making a chewy candy . . . chewy
- A man sues to raise the speed limit after getting too many traffic tickets
- In the Netherlands, a woman sued for emotional trauma from having lost the lottery.
Read on for more . . . !


In light of these great cases, I think I will use my legal rights to sue all of these cases and make it illegal for them to breed. I mean c’mon, do we really want these kind of people creating more generations of ridiculousness?
It never ceases to amaze me how much of a litigious society we’ve become.